doeberman:

do you think we get to learn everything when we die or are the colors that exist between colors gonna be shrimp-only knowledge forever

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prokopetz:

As cat owners we like to joke about how the cat is the one who’s really in charge, but let’s be honest here: my cats think they’re in charge, but they’re also fucking dumbasses. It’s sort of an incompetent-king-and-long-suffering-advisor arrangement, if the king were prone to getting their head stuck in Kleenex boxes.

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venomtots:

venomtots:

Real talk though has anyone else just thrown away a whole Tupperware container bc you left food in there for way too long and now you’re afraid to open it?

All of you are so valid

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tartts:

in this house we love, cherish, respect, and use the oxford comma

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fakepreme:

no offense but if u just straight up drink milk then I will never listen to a word u say to me

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babyanimalgifs:

The struggle is real